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Topic: Ball

Related:
  Ball Bearing    Kick Ball  
  Ball Valves    Golf Balls  
  Goal Ball    Crystal Ball  
  8 Ball    9 Ball  
  Tennis Ball    Way Ball  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite body part(s):Ass
Most admires:Tiger Woods,  Diego Maradonna
Favorite possession(s):Golf clubs,  Bondage kit,  Baseball cap
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Likes to wear:Sumo belt,  Tank tops
Favorite computer game(s):Pong
Favorite sport(s):Bowling,  Table Tennis,  Tennis
Favorite sportsperson(s):Romario,  Tiger Woods (golf),  Jack Nicklaus (golf)
Favorite quote(s):"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Balls are fed between the rings and spaced equally before the two cage halves are fitted and then riveted together.
Cheyenne is a very lovable dog that enjoys running after tennis balls and promptly returning them to your hand so that you can throw it again.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Flatten balls with bottom of glass dipped in sugar.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

The light balls do not show in visible light which may be because they are extremely faint in their nature and require either the intense burst of flash light or some form of light amplification to be made visible.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The small balls is the same as the edge of the jacket embroidery and the bottons is edged with the smallest spangels and embroidered with 3 forgetmenots.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Stars are considered to be massive balls of hydrogen which emit heat and light as a consequence of nuclear fusion of the hydrogen to helium.
The Reef Balls are designed with numerous openings, to reduce buoyancy in energetic wave environments and to provide easy egress for marine plants and animals.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Lick my balls Live with the anal open hole.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Partially batsmen were allowed eight overs of eight balls each but only the top players retired or scored their thirty runs as the cane ball was most deceptive.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Exercise balls work terrifically abdominal exercises and any barbell or stretching activity.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Bourbon Balls are the perfect gift for the cigar or pipe smoker in the family.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Reef balls are a new technology that is now being used worldwide to build environmentally friendly artificial reefs.
 
 
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2005-01-03 20:36:32
what is this called translated into japanese
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