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Topic: Goal Ball

Related:
  Goals and Objectives    Ball Bearing  
  Kick Ball    Golf Balls  
  Crystal Ball    Goal  
  8 Ball    Goal Setting  
  Ball    Personal Goals  
  Career Goals  

 
 
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Favorite possession(s):Mace
Favorite activity(s):Taking IQ tests,  Watching Sport on TV
Favorite body part(s):Fists
Most admires:Diego Maradonna,  David Beckham,  Michael Jordan
Bad point(s):Vicious
Likes to wear:Sumo belt
Favorite sport(s):Football,  American Football,  Lacrosse
Favorite sportsperson(s):Romario,  Pele (soccer),  Michel Platini
Membership(s):Mensa
Favorite TV show(s):World Cup Coverage
Favorite quote(s):"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
 
 
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The winning goal was scored by Kirk Master on 69 minutes after he eased past Mangotsfield skipper Lee Barlass and placed the ball under the oncoming keeper.
Pheasants first goal came on 15 mins from a corner when an unmarked player was given the ball on the edge of the 18 yrd box and finished by lobbing the Colts keeper.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Lee found Sedgwick who crossed to Robins and his header looked a goal all the way until the keeper produced a brilliant save to turn the ball out for a corner.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

If the ball is snapped for a kick try or field goal attempt from on or inside the 10 yard line, the Referee will line up in position to move quickly behind the kicker to follow the flight of the ball.
The spectacular goals are almost always scored off direct kicks, since the wall is 10 yards away and is more or less frozen when the kicker belts the ball.
Best goal so far: Playing indoors at Chelsea Piers I stole the ball of an attacker, took it upfield past two players before bouncing the ball off the backboard and slamming it past the keeper.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Luke Beckett put Stockport in front with his 15th goal of the season when he turned defender Corey Campbell inside out before lifting the ball over keeper Richard Wilmot from six yards.
Controlling the ball on the bounce 25 yards from goal, the former Manchester United man volleyed sweetly over home keeper Dickinson's head and into the top left hand corner for his eighth goal of the season.
Adam Wallace won the ball from Corby defender Jamie Hawthorn and ran on to slot the ball comfortably past home keeper Richard Lavin for his twelfth goal of the season.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Only one goal was scored in the third quarter as the Eagles started to match their opponents but fell down badly across half forward when the Hawks defence were able to clear the ball with ease.
The second goal finally arrived seven minutes from time when substitute Nikos Froussos scored when he lifted the ball over the keeper from close range in to the back of the net to make the final score of 2-0.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Cobras' consolation goal came midway through the half when the ball was cleared forward but only to a waiting Cobras forward who chipped 'keeper PHIL JONES while he was off his line.
 
 
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