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Topic: Titleist golf balls

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Tiger Woods, Che Guevara

Favorite possession(s):

Golf clubs, Baseball cap

Favorite board game(s):

Mahjong

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite sport(s):

Golf, Bowling, Tennis

Likes to wear:

Adidas, Nike, Tank tops

Favorite computer game(s):

Counter Strike, Tetris, Diablo

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Tiger Woods (golf), Jack Nicklaus (golf), Michael Jordan

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Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

For over 50 years, Titleist golf balls have led the industry in quality, performance and innovation.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Top them off with golf balls and a Titleist hat, and you make par easily.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Joe Durant became the latest Titleist golf ball loyalist and Pro V1 convert to enter the PGA TOUR record book.
TITLEIST PRO V1 GOLF BALLS - #1 ball on the PGA tour.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Titleist advances its technology leadership position on the worldwide professional tours, as well as in the marketplace with the overwhelming success of the new Pro V1 golf ball in both venues.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Last year, Titleist exploded from the warehouse with the Pro V1 golf ball.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

There have been a great number of boisterous attempts to compete with the Titleist Pro V1 ball, which is clearly the most popular golf ball on the market today.
In spite of being the hit of the golf ball industry in 2001, Titleist has made the Pro V1 even better for 2002.
No matter whether it is the Pro V1 golf ball or the 975J driver, Titleist always seems to be a step or two ahead of the competition.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Dick Lounsberry 2005-03-23 19:34:08	Do the following Titleist Golf balls have the same playing softness as the "old Fashion Balata Balls" or are they just the new promotional gimmic of Distance and soft feel? Tour -100, Professional 100 & 90, Tour Prestige 100 & 90. And last DT so/lo?
From: tom hanna 2005-07-16 04:47:07	what truely is the longest titleist golf ball?

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