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Topic: Tennis Ball Machines

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite possession(s):

Typewriter, Golf clubs, Power tools

Most admires:

Anna Kournikova, All cheerleaders

Favorite book(s):

"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger

Likes to wear:

Thong

Favorite computer game(s):

Pong

Favorite sport(s):

Tennis, Table Tennis, Squash

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's

Listens to:

N Sync

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Steffi Graff (tennis), Venus Williams (tennis), Andre Agassi (tennis)

Favorite quote(s):

"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup
"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech." - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The Tennis Twist ball machine weighs only 11 pounds.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Work groups of three or four students have the assignment of building a machine capable of throwing a table tennis ball one meter into a cup.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The first computer controlled tennis ball machine will improve your game tremendously and coaches can use it as a powerful tool to teach many students at once.

Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Animated tennis ball machine with flying balls and sound effects.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The Camp at Kingsbury tennis program will encompass a wide range of both live ball and ball machine drills as well as games and match play.
Sports Development "It is the best tennis ball machine I've ever seen.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Take the Lobster Ball Bucket machine to your favorite tennis clinic.
This incredible computerized tennis ball machine (Pro Tennis SuperCoach) will give you a real challenge on the tennis court.
Take the Tennis Twist ball machine to your favorite tennis clinic.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Tennis Machines repairs and services all tennis (and all racquet) stringing machines and ball throwing machines and sells, trades new and used major brands.
Our Tennis staff offers only the finest in services including matchmaking, free weekly Drop By Programs, free ball machine usage and more.
This web site is packed with information on tennis ball machines, racquet stringing machines and strings.

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