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In the News - 23 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Voting Ballot

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Al Gore, George W Bush, Hillary Clinton

Politics:

Democrat, Republican, Conservative

Dream job(s):

Unemployed, Mail carrier, Tax Collector

Education:

None, Post-graduate

Favorite book(s):

"Stupid White Men" by Michael Moore

Favorite actor(s):

Humphrey Bogart

Interest(s):

Politics

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare, Finding a job

Membership(s):

Natural Law Party

Favorite quote(s):

"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
"When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Ballots for directors nominated by the Nominating Committee are mailed to the voting membership 30 days prior to the Annual Meeting of Members.
Ballots shall be mailed only to those voting members whose dues have been received by the Treasurer by January 31 or the first business day thereafter.
Ballots shall be mailed to all voting members in the monthly newsletter preceding the annual meeting.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Voting ballots will be found in the Knoxville News-Sentinel, sponsors of the awards show.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Ballots were included for the current years voting for the Jules Reiver Literary Award for the best article from the previous year.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Voting booths shall be situated so voters can prepare their ballots in privacy and shall be furnished with any supplies to enable the voter to prepare his ballot.
The absentee ballots must be turned in to the House Membership Coordinator by the day before elections and voting are to take place.
Ballots cannot be removed from the voting area except by election committee members for the purpose of collecting and counting ballots.

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