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Topic: Ballpoint Pen

Related:
  Pen    Pen and Paper  
  Pen and Pencil    Pen and Ink  
  Pen Pal    Round Pen  
  Pen and Ink Drawings    Writing Pens  
  Light Pen    Free Pen  
  Pens es    Pen Friends  

 
 
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Favorite animal(s):Wolf
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 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Slim-Line Ballpoint Pens The perfect size and weight for those that like a lighter writing instrument.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Vermont is about to become the first state to take aim at drug companies' practice of lavishing everything from ballpoint pens to free trips on doctors and nurses.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The ballpoint pens he chews on were merely a hint of his true skill.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Ballpoint pens, fountain pens, pencils, boxed or unboxed.
Mini Ballpoints These pens are strictly ballpoints and are absolutely perfect for carrying in a purse or briefcase.
All stick pens and many inexpensive retractable ballpoints (such as the Bics and Pilots) use an open-ended plastic or metal tube to hold the ink.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Pencils, ballpoint pens, and most felt-tip pens don't reproduce well enough for syndication.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Ibid: All ballpoint pens contain small listening devices, allowing the manufacturers to listen into any meetings into which they are taken.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Ballpoint pens, keys, nail files, tooth picks, and other sharp objects could puncture the pouch.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Ballpoint pens of the poorest quality seemed to flow from every corner of the earth as they were pumped into just about every pocket and supply room in the universe.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Dual ballpoint pens, PDA stylus, fountain pen and rolling ball modules are interchangeable.
JORG HYSEK mini ballpoint pens offer a choice for those customers who prefer a smaller, lighter weight pen.
 
 
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