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Topic: Bamboo Flooring

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Hunger Site

Favorite possession(s):

Ikea bedroom, House, Vacuum cleaner

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fine Woodworking, WWF magazine

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator, Janitor

Favorite activity(s):

Pottery

Favorite animal(s):

Elephant, Tiger

Likes to wear:

Vinyl, Spandex PVC

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire

Favorite destination(s):

China

Listens to:

Radiohead

Membership(s):

World Wildlife Fund

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Panda Bamboo Flooring is harder than most hardwood species such as Oak and Beech, which makes it particularly suitable for Hotels, Sports Halls and Dance Floors.
Greenwood Premium Bamboo Flooring, finest quality bamboo flooring available.
GreenWood Premium Bamboo Maintenance of bamboo flooring Maintain your bamboo floor as you would any hardwood floor.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Bamboo flooring and panels are strips of bamboo glued together.
Plyboo� Bamboo Flooring can be purchased in the following dimensions, color or type:

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Panda Bamboo Flooring has been tested by official research institutes, Chinese government testing laboratories and the manufacturers own quality controllers.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Consider cork flooring or bamboo flooring for your kitchen or the small hexagonal tiles traditionally found in bungalows for your baths.
Panda Bamboo flooring can be installed in the same way that professionals install common wood flooring planks using standard flooring nails and recommended adhesives.
Refinishing : Panda Bamboo Flooring can be finished, refinished or repaired with any polyurethane or compatible coating.

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