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Topic: Crash Bandicoot

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Anna Kournikova, David Beckham

Favorite possession(s):

Xbox, Nintendo system

Favorite website(s):

Game Spot

Currently has on their coffee table:

New Scientist

Favorite Card Game(s):

Cheat

Favorite board game(s):

Monopoly

Favorite TV show(s):

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

Favorite body part(s):

Brain

Favorite great leader(s):

Montezuma II

Favorite cartoon character(s):

Bugs Bunny

Favorite movie(s):

Indiana Jones

Favorite computer game(s):

Metroid Prime, Super Mario World, Grand Theft Auto

Likes to wear:

Skater clothes

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Andre Agassi (tennis)

Favorite quote(s):

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Crash invades the Gamecube in his biggest and wackiest title yet, Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex!

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The game was nominated with Harry Potter, Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex and Backyard Basketball.
Crash Bandicoot 2 Released for GBA Reported by: David Laprad Universal Interactive today announced that it has shipped Crash Bandicoot 2: N-Tranced for Game Boy Advance.
Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back begins.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Crash Bandicoot:Wrath of Cortex

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

We sell Crash Bandicoot : The Wrath Of Cortex for Xbox - software - u.
We sell Crash Bandicoot : The Wrath Of Cortex for GameCube - software - u.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Crash Bandicoot is one of the leading game series for the Sony PlayStation.

Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

We sell Crash Bandicoot : The Wrath Of Cortex for PlayStation2 - software - u.

User Talk

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sophie
2005-04-10 17:18:16

how do you get a hundred lives

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