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Topic: Personal check drawn on US bank

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, Prom dress, Pokemon cards

Currently has on their coffee table:

Lonely Planet guide

Dream job(s):

Private Detective, Banker, Mail carrier

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Interest(s):

Travelling

Favorite movie(s):

Jaws, Back to the Future, Casablanca

Likes to wear:

Baseball cap

Favorite online activity(s):

eBay Auctions

Listens to:

Three 6 Mafia, Tool

Favorite quote(s):

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Personal checks are verified through the bank, only for authentication and availability of funds.
Personal checks require 10 days to clear issuing bank.
Personal checks drawn on foreign banks are generally not accepted.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Personal checks drawn on local interstate banks such as Wells Fargo or Bank of America will get items shipped as soon as the bank clears the check.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Personal checks are held 14 business days for bank clearance so allow for the extra delay.
Personal checks require 10 days after receipt for clearance from issuing bank.
Personal checks acceptable if from US bank account and received prior to 60 days from arrival.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Personal checks are accepted, but must clear the bank prior to you taking your hedgehog home.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
helen wood
2005-09-12 11:11:07

You have a check issed in my name Veronica Paugher 505 Charles St. Maritta,Ohio 45750 1-740-374-9576 Please contact me and tell me how to claim my check

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