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In the News - 7 Sep: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: First Citizens Bank

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Sir Walter Raleigh

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Politics:

Capitalist

Dream job(s):

Banker, Tax Collector, CEO

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Interest(s):

Real estate, Economics, Business

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite sport(s):

Running

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Owning their own trailer

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce, World Vision

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

First Citizens Bank building is located on the left and prior to the second light.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

First Citizens Bank, up-to-date banking, down-to-earth bankers.
SFA and Citizens First Bank team to give away to SFA students during this weekend's homestand.
SFA and Citizens First Bank team to give away $4000 to SFA students during this weekend's homestand.

John Fielding,
CEO

I have previously worked at First Citizens Bank and for the last two years for Merrill Lynch as a Certified Financial Manager.
Cameron is a board member of the First Citizens Bank in Sanford and a Past President of the North Carolina Emergency Management Association.
First Citizens Bank is an independent, locally owned and managed bank headquartered in Aroostook County, Maine.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Suit Bank customers range from teen-agers buying their first suits for proms and graduations to unemployed men going on job interviews to senior citizens looking for dress clothes they can wear at a casino boat or on a cruise.

User Talk

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