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Topic: First Consumers National Bank

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Steve Jobs

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, Digital camera, PDA

Politics:

Capitalist

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

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Banker, Tax Collector, Lawyer

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Paying off their mortgage

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Computers, Law, Real estate

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Business suits, Banana Republic

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Bankruptcy

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Wasting money

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"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
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John Fielding,
CEO

He has been with Seattle First National Bank/Bank of America for the past 18 years, where he worked primarily in Bankruptcy and Foreclosure and is presently a consumer fraud specialist.
The recent announcement by the First National Bank of Chicago that it would charge its banking customers $3 every time they used the services of a teller triggered angry reactions from consumers around the country.

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