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Topic: USAA Federal Savings Bank

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Anna Kournikova

Appearance:

Muscular

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens, Time magazine

Dream job(s):

Banker, Interior decorator

Favorite Card Game(s):

Poker

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Favorite book(s):

World Almanac

Interest(s):

Real estate, Business

Favorite sport(s):

Volleyball, Lacrosse, Badminton

Likes to wear:

fcuk, Sumo belt

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Steffi Graff (tennis), Carl Lewis (sprinter), Venus Williams (tennis)

Favorite quote(s):

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

USAA Federal Savings Bank ranked twelfth in the industry in credit card volume.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Barbara 2004-11-09 18:46:58	I live in woodbridge va. and I am looking for a usaa federal savings bank in this area
From: James N. Higdon 2004-11-17 13:25:48	What is your interest rate for used cars? I am looking at purchasing a 2004 Buick Park Ave. with 24000 miles and otherwise with all the stock equipment.
From: William C. McGowan 2005-03-12 22:09:16	Request info on auto loan rates.
From: Marcia Ellsworth 2005-05-12 18:56:40	Do you have a form to change the name on a USAA bank account to put it in a revocable living trust
From: solinsky 2005-05-18 22:11:37	I want to bank with usaa bank, how do i do this if I'm in Iraq right now.
From: josh winters 2005-05-29 04:55:07	how do i start a bank acount with usaa
From: branch 2005-05-30 17:35:21
From: kim brase 2005-06-04 01:04:46	trying to find the closest usaa federal savings bank in the area i live in portland oregon 97213
From: 2005-09-13 11:10:22	I am looking for a USAA branch near Petersburg, VA
From: anthony 2005-10-31 11:54:47	What is the phone number to USAA FED SAV BANK at PO box 1361. SAn Antonio, Texas 78265
From: Merri 2006-04-26 12:00:12	I live in Fairfax, VA is there a USAA Banking Center close by that I can cash a check at?

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