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Topic: Reserve Bank of India

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Warren Buffet

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Politics:

Capitalist

Currently has on their coffee table:

New Scientist

Dream job(s):

Banker, Tax Collector, Interior decorator

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Interest(s):

Economics, Real estate

Favorite sport(s):

Cricket

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite destination(s):

India

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Getting off welfare

Favorite political figure(s):

Indira Gandhi

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

New Delhi (IANS) The Reserve Bank of India (RBI) Thursday said it would allow buying and selling of government securities through stock exchanges to facilitate easier access and wider participation.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Reserve Bank of India (2001), "Market Borrowings of the State Governments: Status and Issues", a Technical Paper presented in the Eighth Conference of State Finance Secretaries at Mumbai, May.
Reserve Bank of India has been regulating the financial activities of the NBFCs under the provisions of Chapter III B of the Reserve Bank of India Act, 1934.
This in light of the possibility that the project developers and financiers are violating a binding directive of the Reserve Bank of India (RBI) and that your Government may be a party to this violation.

Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Reserve Bank has granted general permission for letting out any immovable property in India.

Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

NRIs do not require permission from the Reserve Bank of India (RBI) to acquire residential or commercial property in India.

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