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Topic: Banner Elk North Carolina

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Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Currently has on their coffee table:

Lonely Planet guide

Favorite era(s):

1970s

Favorite activity(s):

Theme parks

Favorite explorer(s):

Daniel Boone

Interest(s):

Real estate, Camping, Geneology

Favorite sport(s):

Skiing, Hunting, Mountain climbing

Likes to wear:

Ski gear

Listens to:

Rock and Roll, Sugar Ray

Worst habit(s):

Farting in public, Belching

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce, Boy scouts

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Convenient to Boone, Blowing Rock, Banner Elk, and Beech Mountain, our log homes and mountain homes offer the perfect vacation or getaway in the mountains of Western North Carolina.
Convenient to Boone, Blowing Rock, Banner Elk, and Beech Mountain, our log homes offer the perfet vacation or getaway in the mountains of Western North Carolina.
Hemlock Ridge is situated in the heart of the North Carolina High Country, centrally located to Boone, Blowing Rock, Linville, Banner Elk, and Grandfather Mountain.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Banner Elk is one of the great ski locations in the North Carolina Mountains and is recognized for having two nearby ski resorts, the Hawknest Resort and Sugar Mountain Resort.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

From Boone, North Carolina, take Highway 105 South to Highway 184 in Banner Elk.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

At least two members of the Oz Club took time out during summer travels to visit The Land of Oz, an amusement park which opened last June on Beech Mountain in Banner Elk, North Carolina.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Carson Martin is a native Charlottean and a graduate of Lees McRae College in Banner Elk, North Carolina.

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