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Topic: Baptist Bible College

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Martin Luther King, Pope John Paul II

Good point(s):

Saintly

Personality:

Devout

Politics:

Religious right

Dream job(s):

Priest

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Protestant, Christian - Eastern Orthodox

Education:

College, Post-graduate

Favorite author(s):

Harriet B. Stowe

Favorite book(s):

The Bible
"The McGuffey Readers" by William Holmes McGuffey

Favorite great leader(s):

Joseph Stalin

Interest(s):

Business

Favorite philosopher(s):

Thomas Aquinas

Membership(s):

World Vision

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Rachel Brown of Maranatha Baptist Bible College was named LMC Women�s Hustle Player of the Week.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Toronto Baptist Seminary and Bible College operates a residential and an extension program.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Baptist Bible College and Seminary of Pennsylvania offers 3 hours of college or graduate credit for various levels of course work done in the context of any of the WLTI sessions.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Baptist Bible College and Seminary continues to expand their distance education programs and offers a fine selection of courses over the Internet and on video.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Tabernacle Baptist Bible College and Seminary uses only the Masoretic Text for the Old Testament and the Textus Receptus for the New Testament.
Only the King James Version of the Bible in English and the textus receptus in Greek are used and recommended at Tabernacle Baptist Bible College and Seminary.
Faith Baptist Bible College & Theological Seminary - Faith Baptist Bible College provides an intensive Biblical, vocational, and general education on the college level.

User Talk

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