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Topic: Southern Baptist Church

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Pope John Paul II, Martin Luther King

Good point(s):

Saintly, Generous, Humble

Bad point(s):

Boastful

Personality:

Devout

Politics:

Religious right, Gay activism

Dream job(s):

Priest

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Protestant, Christian - Catholic

Favorite book(s):

The Bible
"The McGuffey Readers" by William Holmes McGuffey

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ

Membership(s):

World Vision

Favorite quote(s):

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

RBC is a growing and exciting Southern Baptist Church located just 10 miles from Wheaton, Maryland.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Insofar as is practical, this Church will cooperate with and support the association and state convention affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention.
Holland Memorial is a Baptist Church affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention and locally with the Greater Gaston Baptist Association.
The work of Southern Baptists in Mexico and Honduras has also been supported through ministry by youth and singles of the Fort Worth church.

Mark Harris,
Priest

If the Baptists practice the principle of the purity of the visible Church in the direction the Missouri Synod has gone, then they may not have to travel the unhappy route of withdrawal as had to be done in the Southern Presbyterian Church.
Temple Baptist Church has chosen for its statement of belief the Baptist Faith and Message as adopted by the Southern Baptist Convention in 1963 and revised in 1998.
Cultural Milieu Southern Baptists have moved away from a functional concern about a believer's church in an environment of relativism, well meaning tolerance, and pluralism.

User Talk

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