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In the News - 3 Dec: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Florida Baptist Convention

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Most admires:

Walt Disney, Mark Twain

Personality:

Witty wit humor

Dream job(s):

Priest

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Scientologist

Favorite activity(s):

Theme parks, Writing stories

Favorite book(s):

The Bible

Favorite cartoon character(s):

Bugs Bunny

Interest(s):

Real estate

Favorite sport(s):

Golf

Favorite movie(s):

An Affair to Remember

Favorite computer game(s):

X-Wing

Listens to:

N Sync

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Membership(s):

World Vision

Favorite quote(s):

"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Florida Baptist Convention formed the State Board of Missions here December, 1880.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Com We are MSC Volunteers of the Florida Convention serving as Consultants for six North Florida Baptist Associations.

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