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Topic: Southern Baptist

Related:
  Southern    Baptist  
  Baptist Church    Southern Baptist Convention  
  Southern Baptist Church    Southern California  
  Southern States    University of Southern  
  John the Baptist    Southern Home  
  First Baptist Church    Southern Illinois  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Martin Luther King,  Pope John Paul II
Good point(s):Saintly
Personality:Devout
Politics:Religious right,  Gay activism
Dream job(s):Priest
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical,  Christian - Protestant,  Christian - Eastern Orthodox
Favorite author(s):Harriet B. Stowe
Favorite book(s):The Bible
"The McGuffey Readers" by William Holmes McGuffey
Favorite religious figure(s):Martin Luther
Favorite great leader(s):Joseph Stalin
Favorite philosopher(s):Thomas Aquinas
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Southern Baptist Convention created an outreach program to help these troubled pastors.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Southern Baptists' first efforts at home missions were rooted in efforts to take the gospel to the indigenous people and tribes of the United States.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

A Southern aristocrat and a Federalist in religion as well as politics, he advocated a more centralized ecclesiastical polity than many Baptists were willing to accept.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Bigots and Southern Baptists Anti-Lesbian Lesbian Equates Male Homosexuality with Prostitution.
Southern Baptists Take the Straight and Narrow in Lessons About Gays and Lesbians.
Southern Baptists recently began a boycott of Disney because of their apparent “tolerance of gay lifestyle"
Josh Hogan,
Commander

CP Missions unites all Southern Baptists together into a missions team fulfilling the Great Commission.
Mark Harris,
Priest

From one perspective, Southern Baptists have cemented their conviction that the Bible is the supreme revelation of God and Jesus Christ.
We are therefore servants of Christ who share common doctrinal beliefs with Southern Baptists and cooperate within the denomination to do mission work.
If the Baptists practice the principle of the purity of the visible Church in the direction the Missouri Synod has gone, then they may not have to travel the unhappy route of withdrawal as had to be done in the Southern Presbyterian Church.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Without this investment income, Southern Baptists would have to stop appointing new missionaries and terminate 10 percent of the missionary force.
His role as a strategic leader among Southern Baptists and in the wider evangelical world has been recognized by such influential periodicals as TIME magazine, Christianity Today and other leading publications.
 
 
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