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Topic: Santa Barbara County

  Santa    County  
  Barbara    California Santa Barbara  
  Santa Clara County    Santa Cruz County  
  University of California Santa Barbara    University of California Santa Barbara  
  Santa Barbara County Fair    UC Santa Barbara  
  Santa Rosa County    Santa Barbara City  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Bicycle
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Dream job(s):Tax Collector
Favorite actor(s):Jim Carrey,  Arnold Schwarzenegger
Interest(s):Politics,  Real estate,  Geneology
Favorite movie(s):Liar Liar
Favorite sport(s):Cycling,  Walking,  Roller blading
Favorite destination(s):California,  New York,  Florida
Favorite drink(s):Wine
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce,  Boy scouts
Favorite quote(s):
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

For the past five years, she has sold the material to various farming operations within Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo counties.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Santa Barbara Metropolitan Transit District is the main service provider in the southern portion of Santa Barbara County, including Santa Barbara, Goleta, Montecito, Summerland and Carpinteria.
Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Maps and descriptions of four birding trails along the central California coast in the counties of Ventura, Santa Barbara, San Luis Obispo and Monterey.
Burr was born in Santa Barbara, California, and grew up on the coast of San Luis Obispo County.
The Santa Barbara Zoomobile brings Theater Gone Wild to schools in Santa Barbara, Ventura, and San Luis Obispo Counties.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Santa Barbara and Wines A Perfect Combination There are many reasons for the tremendous growth of wineries in Santa Barbara county.
Working directly with growers, SAMCO crews prune citrus in Ventura, Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo counties of California.
Though Cottonwood was known principally to oenophiles (wine-lovers) from San Luis Obispo and Santa Barbara counties, they’re attempting to extend their vintages’ sphere of influence to the outside world.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Santa Barbara County provides police protection (augmented by the private Montecito Patrol) and there are separate Montecito Fire and Water districts.
Or, if you are in Los Angeles, Santa Barbara or Ventura county, phone us at 1/800/974-3571 to arrange for the pickup of your used goods donations.
Neighboring Communities - Santa Barbara County and nearby Ventura County is home to a collection of some of the finest communities in America.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Members of the Council of Los Angeles, which serves Los Angeles, Santa Barbara and Ventura counties in Southern California, have wanted to form disaster relief committees for some time, he said.
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