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Topic: Santa Barbara Real Estate

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Rob Roy

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Banker, Interior decorator

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Favorite book(s):

"The Gift" by Danielle Steel

Favorite animal(s):

Horse

Interest(s):

Real estate, Camping

Favorite sport(s):

Horseriding, Equestrian

Listens to:

Country and Western, Blink 182

Favorite destination(s):

California

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
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Internet Marketer

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Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

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Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

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