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Topic: Santa Barbara

  Santa    Barbara  
  California Santa Barbara    University of California Santa Barbara  
  University of California Santa Barbara    Santa Barbara County  
  UC Santa Barbara    Santa Barbara City  
  Santa Barbara Real Estate    Santa Fe  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apartment
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Education:College,  Post-graduate
Favorite actor(s):Jim Carrey,  John Candy
Interest(s):Real estate,  Camping,  Community Theatre
Favorite sport(s):Volleyball,  Surfing,  Walking
Favorite destination(s):California,  New York,  Mexico
Favorite drink(s):Wine
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The Santa Teresa Courthouse The material on this page was created by Lurleen Ann Smith of the University of California at Santa Barbara using Geographic Information System computer mapping software.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

UC Santa Barbara Faculty and Staff have numerous housing alternatives available in the community adjoining the UC Santa Barbara campus.
Among Santa Barbara's wealthiest and most influential citizens, the Spanish-born Don Jos stood out as the patriarchal figure to whom the entire community looked for protection and assistance.
We are committed to maintaining a healthy living environment conducive to the work of UC Santa Barbara students and faculty, and one that provides an enriching environment for families.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Santa Barbara County Jail is in such a partnership, providing access to state funds which are divided among the counties providing jail education.
Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Burr was born in Santa Barbara, California, and grew up on the coast of San Luis Obispo County.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The grapes are bought from some of the best vineyards in the Santa Barbara County and produced and bottled at the Central Coast Wine Warehouse in Santa Maria, California.
Santa Barbara County is a world-class wine touring and tasting destination.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

MUNKAFUST Santa Barbara's Munkafust dishes up an alternative, blues-based rock, with plenty of hooks and a funky undertone for it all.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Santa Barbara Adventure Company also arranges coastal kayaking trips but for a real California experience, why not try surfing?
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Santa Barbara's specialty store of unusual papers: imported sheet wrap, invitation stock for laser-printing, hand-made paper and custom invitation orders for weddings and other events.
Sign Express is Santa Barbara's unique display and sign solution shop, specializing in custom trade show, promotional and event graphics.
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