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Topic: Barnes and Nobel

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Oprah Winfrey

Personality:

Insane, Loving

Currently has on their coffee table:

Vogue magazine

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite author(s):

F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway, Roald Dahl

Favorite book(s):

"How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie
"Stupid White Men" by Michael Moore
World Almanac

Favorite sport(s):

Table Tennis

Favorite online activity(s):

eBay Auctions, Building websites

Listens to:

The Who "The Who", Led Zeppelin

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher." - Flannery O'Connor (1925-1964)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

It is listed as out of print by Barnes and Nobel and Amazon, as many of the books have fallen to their anti-gun corporate policies.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

I HATE BARNES and NOBELS.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

First I went to Barnes and Nobel and talked to a wonderful and knowledgeable lady, named Juno!
Barnes & Nobel or Amazon might have it, but if you took the collective library of these three and other ebook sites it would only be a drop in the bucket compared to what you can get at Amazon.
Oh and also i went to Barnes and Nobels to see if they might have any of your cd's and when i asked then about handwritten notes they said it was out of stock!

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

You will encounter this condition only when you buy ebooks from Amazon and Barnes & Nobel with indication "this ebook only works with desktop PC and Pocket PC 2002.
We are a Barnes and Nobel Affiliate!
Purchase out of print, used and rare books from Barnes and Nobel online.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

On this page if you click on the book title it will take you directly to the Barnes and Nobel web site where you can order the book on line, or find more information about it.
A Barnes & Nobel Associate, this award winning general information site is a one stop shop for temperature news.
Barnes and Nobel Out of Print, Used and Rare Books.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
harry bernstein/ author
2004-12-20 08:40:53

please find the date that harry bernstein died. he was born 1909 wrote the book Modern & Contemporay Latin America and othe books on Latin America/ need that imfo as soon as possible. are you able to do it. thanks helga rich

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