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Topic: Barry Bonds

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Most admires:

Warren Buffet, Grigory Rasputin

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine

Dream job(s):

Banker

Favorite board game(s):

Monopoly

Favorite activity(s):

Trading cards

Favorite food(s):

Taco Bell

Favorite book(s):

"I Know This Much Is True" by Wally Lamb

Favorite movie(s):

James Bond

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Mickey Mantle (baseball), Hank Aaron (baseball), Ted Williams (baseball)

Listens to:

David Bowie

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Being a James Bond girl

Favorite political figure(s):

John F Kennedy

Favorite quote(s):

"A friend in need is a friend indeed"
"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Expert Talk

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Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Barry Bonds was the first baseball player to hit the ball out of Pacific Bell Park and into the waters of McCovey Cove, but fans expect Bonds to walk on water, due in part to the influence of Jupiter and Neptune in his chart.

Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Barry Bonds was subdued during the post-game celebration, stressing that this was only one step towards an ultimate goal, but everyone else acted as if this was the ultimate goal.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Barry Bonds Signed Framed Display This great collectible contains an 8x10 photo signed by the single season Home Run King Barry Bonds and has been double matted and framed with some career statistics and highlights.
Barry Bonds may be a complex man, but he joined the short list on the Home Run Honor Roll largely because of the same simple swing he's consistently displayed throughout his 15 years in the majors.
Barry Bonds holds the record with 21 splash hits, and most recently hit one on October 12 of this year.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Barry Bonds led the San Francisco Giants to the National League pennant with another stupendous MVP season, but remained the most unpopular superstar in sports.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Barry Bonds could be on steroids, but his power comes from the fact that he has the closest thing to a perfect swing that I�ve ever seen.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Barry Bonds picks up Torii Hunter after the Twins' outfielder robbed the single-season home run champ of a first-inning homer.
Barry Bonds hits the 600th home run of his career off of Pittsburgh's Kip Wells at PacBell Park, becoming the fourth MLB player to reach the plateau.
Barry Bonds is chasing Mark McGwire's home run record, and has a good chance at breaking it, but it seems like America is paying more attention to Ichiro's every move.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Barry Bonds 23 karat gold border 3 card set plus a bonus card randomly inserted.
Barry Bonds was earning $106,000 a year at the time.

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