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Topic: Barry Sanders

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Marquise de Sade, Jennifer Aniston, Jenna Jameson

Favorite possession(s):

Power tools

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine

Religion(s):

Wicca

Favorite TV show(s):

Strangers with Candy, Just Shoot Me, Frasier

Favorite activity(s):

Trading cards

Favorite food(s):

KFC

Favorite actor(s):

Bette Davis

Favorite animal(s):

Tiger, Tiger

Favorite sport(s):

American Football, Football

Favorite movie(s):

Lord of the Rings

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Larry Bird (basketball), Mickey Mantle (baseball)

Starsign:

Leo

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Is a fan of the Dallas Cowboys and Detroit Lion running back Barry Sanders.
Reggie White and Barry Sanders retired, too.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Barry Sanders signed Reebok replica mesh Lions jersey.
Barry Sanders signed Full-size Deluxe replica Riddell Lions helmet.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Sanders followed Barry Bonds' leadoff homer in the second inning with a one-out solo blast.

John Fielding,
CEO

It is the second-highest total in NCAA Division I-A history, topped only by Barry Sanders, who scored 38 TDs for Oklahoma State in 1988.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Barry Sanders signed replica Riddell Lions mini helmet.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Barry Sanders was born on July 16,1968 in Wichita Kansas.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Barry Sanders signed Wilson Official NFL game ball with "89 ROY" and "97 MVP" inscriptions.
Barry Sanders signed Full-size Deluxe replica Riddell Lions helmet w/"89 ROY" and "97 MVP" inscriptions.
Polygon Studios created this 3D model of the NFL FootBall Star Barry Sanders for a project by Kazoo 3D.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

NO Barry Sanders= a Packer Victory for a 2-0 start.

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