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Topic: Microsoft Knowledge Base

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bill Gates
Favorite possession(s):Windows computer,  Linux box,  Apple Computer
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World,  Mac Today
Dream job(s):Webmaster
Favorite book(s):"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
Interest(s):Computers
Favorite computer game(s):Hacking,  Quake,  Tetris
Favorite online activity(s):Chatting on ICQ,  Building websites,  Downloading MP3's
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

On the Web: Microsoft's Web server contains information on their products and allows users to search the Microsoft Knowledge Base.
You can find more information in the Microsoft's Knowledge Base Q: How I can export the data from ANM to a text file?
Search Microsoft's entire Knowledge Base, Troubleshooting Wizards, and downloadable files for extra support.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

See Microsoft's Knowledge base for symptoms, cause, and resolution of this error.
 
 
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