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Topic: Baseball Team to sponsor a wooden bat

Related:
  Wooden    BAT  
  Baseball    Wood Baseball Bat  
  Baseball Bat from Easton  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Pokemon cards
Most admires:Lord Dracula
Favorite TV show(s):MASH,  Pokemon
Favorite activity(s):Birdwatching
Favorite book(s):"Dracula" by Bram Stocker
Favorite animal(s):Owls,  Wolf
Interest(s):Caving
Favorite sport(s):Table Tennis,  Cricket,  Volleyball
Likes to wear:Vampire costume
Favorite sportsperson(s):Babe Ruth (baseball),  Hank Aaron (baseball),  Ted Williams (baseball)
Favorite drink(s):Bourbon
Favorite time of year:Halloween
Ultimate fantasy(s):Turning into a vampire,  Becoming a goth
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

All members carried wooden baseball bats.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Even wooden baseball bats (traditionally made from Ash and now being made from Maple as well) have a limited life time.
Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Mash Bats is the newest player in the wooden baseball bat game.
 
 
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