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Topic: Canadian Baseball League

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Most admires:

Tom Green

Favorite author(s):

Alice Walker

Favorite TV show(s):

The Simpsons

Favorite activity(s):

Working, Trading cards

Interest(s):

Business

Favorite movie(s):

The Blues Brothers, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Likes to wear:

Fubu

Favorite sport(s):

Hockey, Lacrosse, Dragon Boat Racing

Favorite destination(s):

Canada

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Ted Williams (baseball), Hank Aaron (baseball), Mickey Mantle (baseball)

Listens to:

Shania Twain, Country and Western

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Being Dolly Parton's slave

Membership(s):

Trade union

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Keith Tennant,
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VANCOUVER (CP) - Willie Wilson, a former major league all-star, signed a managerial contract with the upstart Canadian Baseball League on Wednesday.
Baseball came late to national Canadian television first with the Montreal Expos and then the Toronto Blue Jays--who, though in two different leagues, still echo the traditional winter hockey rivalry of the two cities--and languages.
Canadian Baseball League signs former MLB star Willie Wilson.

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