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Topic: Web Based Email

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Counter Strike, Myst

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Building websites, Spamming

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Standard with all hosting is FTP, stat logs, unlimited POP3 web based email, SQL and custom auto responders.
Our web based email client allows you to access your email from any pc with an internet connection, all you need are your username and password.
Web-based Email Software Provide your users with powerful and flexible browser-based email access.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Includes POP3, WAP and web-based email access.
We provide free branded web-based and POP3 email for organizations and individuals.
Web and POP3 based email with 8M of space.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

When using a domain name for email, all email addressed to your domain name is forwarded to your POP3 account or a web based email.
Help with POP3 accounts, web based email, mailing lists, email forwarding and autoresponders.
WebMail - Web-based Email WebMail unburdens you and your users from your PC and allows you to check your email from any computer with just a browser and an Internet connection!

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Net is the pioneer of web-based pop3 email email and is now the leading email messaging service in the world.
Our Web-based Email Administrator allows you to easily configure your email accounts.
This web based email can be used to check your email from any computer in the world that has Internet access.

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