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Topic: Bass

Related:
  Drum Bass    Bass Guitar  
  Bass Player    Bass Fishing  
  Bass Fish    Play Bass  
  Double Bass    Bass Lake  
  String Bass    Bass Clarinet  
  Sea Bass    Bass Music  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Stereo system
Dream job(s):DJ
Favorite artist(s):Rolf Harris
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite composer(s):Nicolo Paganini,  Franz Josef Haydn,  Antonio Vivaldi
Favorite movie(s):This Is Spinal Tap
Favorite sport(s):Fishing,  Dragon Boat Racing
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Listens to:Santana,  Van Halen,  The Who "The Who"
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Favorite quote(s):"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end." - Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Largemouth Bass have been steadily increasing in numbers with an average size of 2 to 3 pounds and 5 pounds plus Bass are not uncommon.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

There are three species of game fish including the ever fighting Smallmouth Bass which range from 1 to 5 lbs.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The bass drums average 20 to 22 inches in diameter and 24 to 26 inches deep.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

The bass has dropped off onto a totaly unrelated tangent, where it escalates its thrashing, and the drums are following their own predefined path that no one else seems to be able to hang on to.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Christian drums, bass, and guitar seeking lead singer for emo/punk/indie influenced band in South Tacoma hoping to gig on weekends and record a demo.
The music continues in the same vein; complex drums and bass are punctuated with clever guitar riffs and breaks while the subtle use of synths adds a layer of lush smoothness to the sound.
Kevin Borich is a full on guitar player and singer, not forgetting Harry Brus on bass guitar who is one of the finest and dedicated Australian musicians and passionate for great feel playing.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Largemouth bass may be caught on artificial bait or live shiners.
Largemouth bass are the most popular sportfish in this reservoir.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Bass anglers need to get out early in the morning and concentrate your fishing efforts on the weed and wood.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Maine's bass fishermen know that top quality smallmouth bass fishing takes place at East Grand.
It is not unusual for our sports to catch Smallmouth Bass in the 3-5 pound range so be sure to bring your fishing rod or we can rent you one here.
 
 
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