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Topic: Bass Clarinet

Related:
  Clarinet    Bass  
  Drum Bass    Bass Guitar  
  Bass Player    Bass Fishing  
  Bass Fish    Play Bass  
  Double Bass    Bass Lake  
  String Bass    Sea Bass  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
People talk about their ..:Coolness
Favorite artist(s):Rolf Harris
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite composer(s):Antonio Vivaldi,  Nicolo Paganini,  Franz Josef Haydn
Likes to wear:Afro
Favorite movie(s):West Side Story,  Dead Poets Society,  Some Like It Hot
Favorite sport(s):Dragon Boat Racing
Listens to:Classical,  Miles Davis,  Jazz
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end." - Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)
"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
 
 
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Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

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Itinerant music tuition is available in the following instruments: violin, viola, cello, double bass, voice, flute, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, trombone, tenor horn, piano, piano keyboard, kit drumming, guitar, bass guitar and bagpipes.
We play traditional New Orleans and Dixieland style jazz featuring David Lusher on cornet, Roger Bacon on clarinet/saxophone, Clive Booth on trombone, Mick Cheetham on string bass, Les Turner on drums and Freddie Whipp on tenor banjo and tenor guitar ( and leader) that is laced with professional musicianship whilst still retaining a high level of fun and humour.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Clarinets and bass clarinets are extending their ranges lower and lower all these instruments that are mechanical do get better, except for the wooden box with holes cut into it.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Rosenbloom plays with extremes, matching a high-lying flute line with a rumbling bass clarinet, and having his soprano soar freely over the tangy, apocalyptic sound of a chanting Buddhist monk.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Zoriontsu Berri Urte BASS CLARINETS go deep BASS CLARINETS put it between their legs and blow.
 
 
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