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Topic: Guitar Bass Tablature

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Jennicam

Most admires:

Yoko Ono

People talk about their ..:

Coolness

Dream job(s):

Dog groomer

Favorite TV show(s):

King of the Hill

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite composer(s):

Nicolo Paganini, Chopin, Rachmaninoff

Favorite movie(s):

Monty Python

Likes to wear:

Diapers

Listens to:

Guns N Roses, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin

Favorite online activity(s):

Downloading MP3's

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite quote(s):

"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end." - Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Find guitar sheet music (bass guitar tablatures, guitar tabs), violin / piano sheet music song lyrics and songbooks.
Jethro Tull guitar tabs, chords, bass tablatures - rockmagic.
Jimi Hendrix guitar tabs, chords, bass tablatures - rockmagic.

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