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Topic: Bass Player

Related:
  Players    Bass  
  CD player    Media Player  
  Drum Bass    DVD player  
  Bass Guitar    Video Player  
  Windows Media Player    Bass Fishing  
  Baseball Players    MP3 player  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pamela Anderson
Currently has on their coffee table:Rolling Stone magazine
Dream job(s):DJ
Favorite artist(s):Rolf Harris
Favorite composer(s):Nicolo Paganini,  Rachmaninoff,  Franz Josef Haydn
Likes to wear:Punk rock
Favorite movie(s):This Is Spinal Tap
Favorite sport(s):Dragon Boat Racing
Listens to:The Who "The Who",  Blink 182,  Van Halen
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Favorite quote(s):"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many Bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Dwight Pattison is one of the hottest bass players in Calcutta and is currently based in Mumbai.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Singer, bass player & guitarist looking for hard-hitting drummer & solid rhythm guitarist to start a new project.
Denhard were bass guitarist Bob Baum, drummer Jamie Wilson and guitarist-mandolin player Ralph Reinoldi.
Their bass player was sick, so the lead singer playing a guitar and an equally enthusiastic percussionist playing an array of instruments handled the show.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Thousands of working Bass Players around the world use our products and it could take years to list them all.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Some of the bass players in our band had been talking to some of the local bandsmen and had been told that they really enjoyed our performance and thought we were the best so far.
Some players use a thumbpick plus fingers however I think it accents the bass notes too much.
Players who play bass with a bocal a lot should buy and use a bassoon bocal brush - a lot of crud can accumulate in there.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Lamar Williams was one of the greatest bass players you never noticed.
Bass players were supposed to stand in back bored and go "boom boom.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
trev
2004-11-28 00:20:03
I've been playing for 8 yrs and have not as of yet experimented with effect and pedals. I've notive some bass players having some great sounds and would like to obtain some of them as well like chorus, delays and etc but unsure on what I should invest in? Can you help in directing me?? email address is trevino37@hotmail.com
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