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Topic: Batistuta

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:David Beckham,  Diego Maradonna,  Eva Peron
Favorite author(s):Dante Alighieri
Favorite TV show(s):World Cup Coverage
Favorite religious figure(s):The Prophet Mohammed
Favorite great leader(s):Giuseppe Garibaldi
Favorite great thinker(s):Gabriel Fahrenheit
Likes to wear:Mooks
Favorite sport(s):Football
Favorite sportsperson(s):Romario,  Diego Maradona,  Michel Platini
Favorite destination(s):Italy,  South America,  London
Listens to:Enya,  Shakira
Favorite type of dance(s):Tango
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

They stifled the threat from Batistuta and Totti who in the end resorted to desperate, futile penalty claims.
Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

El argentino Batistuta se va al Inter de.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Roma boss Fabio Capello, who had already brought on Vincenzo Montella, responded by introducing Gabriel Batistuta for Lima.
Filippo Inzaghi was lucky not to see his goal ruled out for a handball, while at the other end had Gabriel Batistuta not forgotten his shooting boots, Fabio Capello's men would surely have escaped with at least a point.
And the real difference between the two sides was clear - the peerless finishing quality of Henry, who put illustrious counterparts such as Francesco Totti and Gabriel Batistuta to shame.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

During the first half however, Totti, Batistuta, and Cafu have had their shirt ripped for the holding of the opponent (who, if voluntary, should be punished with a yellow card) and the referee didn't caution anybody!
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

AS Roma's Argentine striker Gabriel Batistuta is set to join Serie A rivals Inter Milan on Monday, an Inter spokesman has said.
Gabriel Batistuta, who has scored 55 goals in 75 matches for Argentina, will retire from international soccer after the World Cup.
Veteran Argentine striker Gabriel Batistuta appears headed to Inter-Milan from AS Roma to replace the injured Hernan Crespo.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Montella looked miles offside as he ran onto a Batistuta pass, rounded the 'keeper and tapped into an empty net.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The scheme that was used by Capello was the same since the last two years and that which in the third year brought the scudetto, with Batistuta in the place of Vincenzino, and that is, a central forward and three 'mezze punte' (half strikers): one on the left (Delvecchio), capable of returning to the midfield line when Roma is called to defend, one in the middle (Totti) but in reality a little more free to move around as he pleases, and one on the right (Cafu) capable of going forward down the wing and cross the ball.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Capello took off Cassano, who just minutes before hit a post, to insert Batistuta, a player who's used to playing in the penalty area, and after just a few minutes it was actually the Argentinian who headed the Candela freekick, releasing all that anger for those critics that have been surrounding him.
 
 
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