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Topic: Civil War battle

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Personality:

Rebellious

Dream job(s):

Soldier

Favorite author(s):

Harriet B. Stowe, Winslow Homer, Jules Verne

Favorite era(s):

1800s

Favorite TV show(s):

The Civil War

Favorite explorer(s):

David Livingstone

Favorite book(s):

"War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy

Favorite food(s):

Rations

Favorite great leader(s):

Napoleon, Oliver Cromwell, Otto von Bismarck

Favorite royal(s):

Catherina the Great

Interest(s):

Historical Reenactment

Likes to wear:

Army uniforms

Favorite political figure(s):

Oliver Cromwell

Membership(s):

Klu Klux Klan

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Caesar introduced the Julian calendar and wrote ten books on his battles in Gaul and the civil war that are considered masterpieces of military history.
In the Civil War the West was the scene of many battles in which the Militia was by no means whole-hearted in its allegiance to the Crown.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

America's bloodiest Civil War battles scarred the farmlands of Virginia and Maryland as the Union and Confederate armies contested the approaches to Washington and Richmond.
The Western Civil War campaign would have shocked the soldiers who fought in the major Eastern battles such as Gettysburg and Shiloh.
When the Civil War broke out he enlisted as a private in one of the Texas regiments and went to the front to fight the battles of the Lost Cause.

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