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Topic: Tampa Bay Devil Rays

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  Devil    Bay  

 
 
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Interest(s):Physics,  Astronomy
Favorite great thinker(s):Marie Curie,  Sir Isaac Newton,  Archimedes
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Favorite sportsperson(s):Ted Williams (baseball),  Babe Ruth (baseball),  Hank Aaron (baseball)
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Favorite time of year:Autumn
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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Tampa Bay Devil Rays - Purchased the contract of RHP Luis De Los Santos from Durham of the International League.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Tampa Bay Devils Rays - Named Lou Piniella manager and signed him to a four-year contract.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The Tampa Bay Devil Rays got a little clutch hitting for the first timer all season and took the final game of a weekend series at Cleveland.
Tampa Bay Devil Rays - Sent INF Jace Brewer outright to Durham of the IL.
Tampa Bay Devil Rays - Announced INF Jason Smith cleared waivers and was sent outright to Durham of the IL.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Tampa Bay Devil Rays - Announced director of player personnel Cam Bonifay will also serve as scouting director.
Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Tampa Bay Devil Rays - Sold the rights to INF Andy Sheets to Hiroshima of the Japanese Central League.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Tampa Bay Devil Rays: played in the Trop for one game and sang the National Anthem for another game.
The Tampa Bay Devil Rays noticed his baseball talent in Miami and signed him.
 
 
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