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Topic: Tampa Bay Lightning

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Michael Jordan, David Beckham, Anna Kournikova

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine

Favorite TV show(s):

World Cup Coverage

Favorite activity(s):

Trading cards, Watching Sport on TV

Favorite computer game(s):

Mario Brothers, Metroid Prime

Favorite sport(s):

Hockey, Lacrosse, American Football

Favorite movie(s):

Happy Gilmore

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Venus Williams (tennis), Wilt Chamberlain (basketball), Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)

Favorite destination(s):

Canada

Worst habit(s):

Gambling

Favorite quote(s):

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

NHL DRAFT: Selected by the Tampa Bay Lightning 33rd overall in the second round of the 1997 NHL Entry Draft.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

June 30 - Traded center Tim Taylor to the Tampa Bay Lightning for left wings Nils Ekman and Kyle Freadrich.
Tampa Bay Lightning: played in the Ice Palace twice and sang the National Anthem.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Louis �97 , winger with the Tampa Bay Lightning is the National Hockey League's second-leading goal scorer.
The Tampa Bay Lightning of the NHL calls Tampa home and the Tampa Bay Devil Rays major league baseball team takes to the field in St.
The Tampa Bay Lightning (NHL) play to enthusiastic hockey fans at the Ice Palace in Tampa.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

com - a comprehensive guide to Tampa Bay Lightning Hockey, including stories, statistics, multimedia reports from TBO.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

TAMPA - Sunshine Network announced Monday that tonight's Lightning game at Ottawa will be made available on certain cable systems in the Tampa Bay area.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Tampa Bay Lightning Assigned right wing Gaetan Royer to the Pensacola Pirates of the International Hockey League.
Located nearby are professional sports teams such as the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Tampa Bay Lightning and Tampa Bay Rays.

Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Events such as the RV Super Show, Volvo International World Cup, NHL Tampa Bay Lightning, Ringling Bros.
Hoover's Online - Tampa Bay Lightning Hockey Club.

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