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Topic: BBC News Online

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  Online    BBC  
  New Jersey Online    New York Times Online  
  BBC News UK    BBC World News  
  BBC signs Arabic news  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Hillary Clinton,  Matt Druge,  Bulent Ecevit
Favorite website(s):BBC
Politics:Eurocrat
Currently has on their coffee table:TV Guide,  Time magazine,  Remote Control
Favorite TV show(s):Naked News,  6 O'Clock News,  The Craft
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV
Favorite great leader(s):Tony Blair
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading porn
Favorite destination(s):Britain
Membership(s):Trade union
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

BBC online is a well known and respected news service.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

BBC News Online - a large selection of topical and archive clips in Real format.
BBC News online is changing formats [news.
John Fielding,
CEO

BBC Online News, January 13, 2000 Research in Zambia shows a substantial decline in the number of women testing HIV positive between the ages of 15 and 19.
BBC News Online take major honours in EOJ awards.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

BBC News Online exclusively presents Soccamatic, one of 10 short films, revealing Wallace's latest inventions.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

BBC News Online displayed its talent for polite understatement: "Unless (partners) turn profitable quickly, Amazon may find itself in a situation where it adds and removes tabs from its navigation faster than customers care for.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

BBC News Online spoke to the movers and shakers in the broadband consultancy business to uncover the advantages and disadvantages of each of the four main broadband technologies: DSL, cable, satellite and terrestrial wireless.
BBC News Online The British Broadcasting Company's web site, with a search engine.
BBC News Online is the internet arm of the biggest broadcasting news-gatherer in the world.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

BBC News Online Science Editor, Dr David Whitehouse, answers some basic questions on cosmology.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

BBC News Online reported "according to Oaten, the Lib Dems lack the symbolic dragons that Labour leaders have in the past found useful to slay.
 
 
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