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Topic: BBC News UK

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Laurel & Hardy

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer

Favorite website(s):

BBC

Favorite TV show(s):

Live! With Regis and Kelly, Sex and the City, Will & Grace

Favorite food(s):

Favorite book(s):

"How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie
"War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Myst, Quake

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ

Listens to:

Tool, Punk, Country and Western

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down." - Jimmy Durante
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The BBC (News) has a superb site which, in addition to current World and UK news, allows you to search their archive of previous web site articles.

Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

BBC News: UK Confidential Feature on 1970 secrets just released, under rules that can embargo records for up to a century.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

BBC News UK Best mates Chess and the web.
By BBC News Online's Jane Wakefield The year 2001 was meant to be when the internet in the UK grew up.
References: BBC News UK - Gagging the net in three easy steps.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

BBC : UK and international news portal, includes sports, weather, directory, message boards, and h2g2 guide written by public.
BBC News Online dominated the UK's first online journalism awards, winning three of the eight categories.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

BBC News: UK web surfers increase.
BBC Radio Five Live : Live news and sport from the UK and around the world.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

BBC News Online looks at the causes, the symptoms and the effects - both in general and in a number of case studies from around the UK.

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