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In the News - 5 Sep: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: BBC World News

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Kofi Annan, Rush Limbaugh, Osama Bin Laden

Favorite activity(s):

Watching Sport on TV

Favorite website(s):

BBC

Currently has on their coffee table:

TV Guide, Remote Control, Time magazine

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Dream job(s):

President of the United States

Favorite destination(s):

Canada, Baghdad, Australia

Favorite TV show(s):

6 O'Clock News, Naked News, Jerry Springer

Favorite quote(s):

"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" - H. M. Warner (1881-1958)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

From BBC World News: "Vital archaeological records could be lost as the computers on which they are stored become obsolete.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The BBC and BBC World Service both bring you the latest in News as well as information etc.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

BBC World Service: Print and RealAudio news.

John Fielding,
CEO

BBC News Online is the premier news service from the world renowned British Broadcasting Corporation.
The BBC is one of the most important news companies from London, and has been a world leader in program production in the 20th century.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

BBC World text ceased to ceased to carry news, finance and sports news, and would now carry only programme support information.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

BBC World Service Greek Section - Trustworthy international and regional news with a greek angle from the BBC.

Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

BBC World Service - best national radio news.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

BBC News The British Broadcasting Company's world news.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The BBC is a typical example - few would disagree that their news site is one of the best in the world.

User Talk

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