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Topic: Miami Beach Hotel

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Most admires:

Walt Disney

Currently has on their coffee table:

Lonely Planet guide

Favorite era(s):

1930s

Favorite activity(s):

Theme parks

Interest(s):

Travelling, Camping

Favorite sport(s):

Golf, Skiing

Likes to wear:

Nothing

Favorite movie(s):

Vertigo

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Jack Nicklaus (golf)

Favorite destination(s):

Florida, Hong Kong, London

Favorite drink(s):

Bourbon

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald
"Air travel: Breakfast in London
"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Miami Beach has 186 hotels of which 117 are located in South Beach.

John Fielding,
CEO

The Loews Miami Beach Hotel opened its doors in December 1998 as the first new hotel built in Miami Beach over the last 30 years.
South Beach Miami hotels - for the best Florida vacation experience, visit THE RALEIGH.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Today the hotel is fresh from a top to bottom renovation and stands as one of Miami Beach�s classic art deco landmarks.
This upscale Hotel is conveniently located right in Miami Beach's Art deco district.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Warm yellow walls are accented with black and white photos of classic Miami Beach Deco hotels.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

South Beach is the Art Deco district of Miami Beach where such stars as Madonna, Prince and Gloria Estefan own clubs, restaurants or hotels--and where their friends come to play.
Loews Miami Beach Hotel : 3 nights accommodations in a double room.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The Miami Beach area boasts some of the best beaches and finest hotels in the world.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Miami Beach Hotels Florida vacations Florida tourism southbeach FLA beaches art deco district vacation packages.
Miami Hotels Find discount hotel reservations as well as a local travel guide for the Miami and South Beach area.
Find Miami Beach hotels with discounts on reservations along with Miami Beach travel guide.

User Talk

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