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Topic: Hotel South Beach

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apartment

Most admires:

Walt Disney

Currently has on their coffee table:

Lonely Planet guide

Favorite activity(s):

Theme parks, Going to the beach

Interest(s):

Travelling, Real estate, Camping

Likes to wear:

Nothing

Favorite sport(s):

Golf, Skiing

Favorite movie(s):

Vertigo

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Jack Nicklaus (golf)

Favorite destination(s):

Thailand culture, Hong Kong, Florida

Favorite drink(s):

Bourbon

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Air travel: Breakfast in London
"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Located in South Beach at the gateway to Miami Beach and Ocean Drive, The Mere Grande Hotel attracts clients from near and far.

John Fielding,
CEO

South Beach Miami hotels - for the best Florida vacation experience, visit THE RALEIGH.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Miami Beach has 186 hotels of which 117 are located in South Beach.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

South of Kata is Kata Noi, a smaller beach with only a few hotels and little other development.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Myrtle Beach Hotel - South Carolina Motel Reservations and Golf Vacation from Bahama Sands Oceanfront Resort.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Myrtle Beach south does not have quite as many hotels as Myrtle Beach proper, but we're sure you'll be able to choose from the following.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Top 10 South Beach Hotels in our South Beach Hotels Guide of 2002.
Recommended South Beach Hotels, including our top 10 South Beach Hotel picks.
There are dozens of small losmen and hotels in this region, and the atmosphere is generally more relaxed than in the developed beach areas to the south of the island.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

South Beach Group Hotels offers accommodations from economy hotels suited for the budget minded traveler to upscale hotels that accommodate the most sophisticated visitors.
South Beach Miami Hotels Florida vacations Florida tourism southbeach FLA beaches art deco district.
Miami Hotels - Find discount hotel reservations as well as a local travel guide for the Miami and South Beach area.

User Talk

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