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Topic: Long Beach Island

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Walt Disney

Favorite possession(s):

Yacht, Apartment

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens, Lonely Planet guide

Favorite activity(s):

Going to the beach, Theme parks

Favorite animal(s):

Dolphin

Interest(s):

Real estate, Boating, Camping

Favorite sport(s):

Sailing, Fishing, Surfing

Likes to wear:

Nothing

Favorite destination(s):

Jamaica

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

LBI Long Beach Island real estate and vacations at the Jersey Shore, summer LBI rentals Long Beach Island real estate CENTURY 21 Mary Allen Realty, Inc.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Lavallette Lavallette History Long Beach Island Barnegat Lighthouse Museum This museum contains the original lighthouse lens cast in Paris in 1847, which sent signals 20 miles out to sea to approaching ships.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Long Beach Islands premier bed and breakfast, provides their guests with exquisite decor, gracious hospitality, and comfortable relaxing rooms.
Long Island Resort is a boutique resort situated at the northern end of Lamai Beach and set on three acres of landscaped tropical garden, borded by a pristine white sand beach and clear warm waters.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Submitted by Jim De Francesco, HOGPENNY STUDIOS Executive Producer THE LONG BEACH ISLAND VIDEO COLLECTION All who love LBI will find this definitive television series now available on home video.
Hogpenny Studios presents The LBI Video Collection THE LONG BEACH ISLAND VIDEO COLLECTION All who love LBI will find this definitive television series now available on home video.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Beach lovers will love taking a long stroll on these shores to enjoy the fresh sea breeze and picturesque views of the sea and the nearby islands, as well as go about shell spotting.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

Qualicum Beach has long been a popular year-round tourist destination on the sheltered eastern shore of Vancouver Island.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The 3 mile long Pink Sand Beach which has made Harbour Island one of the most treasured islands in the Caribbean is a 5 minute walk or a short golf cart ride in the other direction on the east side of the island.
Hammonasset Beach State Park is probably most frequently visited in summer for its vast expanse of beach on the north shore of Long Island Sound, almost two miles of sand.
Beach badges are required on all Long Beach Island ocean and bay beaches as long as the lifeguards are on duty.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Long Beach Marine Institute’s Catalina Island Camp is a study in island and marine ecology with an emphasis on the scientific method.

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