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Topic: Bean

Related:
  Green Beans    Coffee Bean  
  Black Bean    Bean Bag  
  Baked Beans    Bean Soup  
  Vanilla Bean    Refried Beans  
  Java Beans    Jelly Bean  
  Lima Beans    Beans Recipe  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Pack of cubans
Most admires:Easter Bunny
Currently has on their coffee table:Cup of coffee,  Food & Wine magazine
Dream job(s):Farmer
Favorite TV show(s):Mr Bean
Favorite food(s):Mexican,  Meat and potatoes,  Anything with tomato sauce
Favorite movie(s):Silence of the Lambs,  Casablanca
Favorite drink(s):Coffee,  Sake,  Milk
Favorite time of year:Thanksgiving
Worst habit(s):Farting in public,  Belching
Favorite quote(s):"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Mexe Beans are pinto beans cooked in a red chile sauce.
Fried beans and flour tortilla.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Soy beans are the only beans that have all the essential amino acids.
Beans and legumes are moderately high in protein, especially the soybean.
Jelly Beans are back with zero sugar carbs!
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Beans are simple Java classes that adhere to a strict set of naming and design conventions.
The Beans are loadable into any IDE or RAD tool that supports JavaBeans.
Message driven beans are a new addition to EJB version 2.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Roundup Ready beans were also significantly lower in protein and the aromatic amino acid phenylalanine.
Our beans are roasted in small batches so that we can control for peak flavor.
These beans are blended with other private estate beans to produce our premium Family Blend™ line.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Beans are hard substances composed of fungus, bacteria, and other foreign substances.
 
 
 User Talk
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mertie
2004-11-13 14:32:21
Can you can chilli in jars? If so how is that done.
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