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Topic: Coffee Bean

Related:
  Coffee    Bean  
  Coffee Tea    Green Coffee Beans  
  Coffee Cup    Coffee Table  
  Coffee Bean Tea Leaf    Coffee Maker  
  Coffee Shop    Green Beans  
  Coffee House    Coffee Drinks  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Pack of cubans
Most admires:Easter Bunny,  Bart Simpson
Favorite food(s):Mexican,  Meat and potatoes,  Rations
Currently has on their coffee table:Cup of coffee
Favorite movie(s):Silence of the Lambs,  Casablanca
Dream job(s):Farmer
Favorite time of year:Thanksgiving
Favorite drink(s):Coffee,  Tea,  Sake
Favorite TV show(s):Mr Bean
Worst habit(s):Farting in public,  Belching
Favorite quote(s):"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Although coffee beans are of fairly uniform size and proportion they are graded first by size and then by density.
Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Coffee liqueur originating in Mexico made from mexican coffee beans.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Our beans are now ready for inspection by the Hawaii State Department of Agriculture to ensure they meet the high standards of a specialty Kona Coffee.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Our coffees are batch roasted using the finest high grown Arabica beans, with state of the art roasting techniques and packaged for lasting freshness and superior flavor.
Coffee beans are similar to grapes that produce wine in that they are affected by the temperature, soil conditions, altitude, rainfall, drainage and degree of ripeness when picked.
Coffee beans are found inside the red berries, the fruit of the of coffee shrubs which are 5m high but pruned to 2m and fully fruit-bearing in five or six years, growing on frost-free hillsides with moderate rainfall.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Coffee sacks are usually made of hemp and weigh approximately 132 pounds when they are full of green coffee beans.
Coffee cultivation here is relatively new, having only begun about 20 years ago on steep mountainsides formerly cultivated in corn and beans.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The coffee beans fall through the grinding chute which are then crushed between the grinding wheel and a stationary grinding surface.
Whole coffee beans are cracked into smaller pieces at the edge of the disks and then these pieces are broken down further between the burrs until they are small enough to pass through the smallest space between the burrs and out of the grinding chamber.
Coffee beans were transported in oxcarts over primitive rock and dirt roads for more than 60 miles to the Pacific Ocean where it was put on sailing ships.
Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

The coffee beans are specially imported from the best plantations in Malawi and roasted in nearby Te Awamutu before being distributed from their Pirongia property either roasted or ground.
 
 
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