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Topic: String Beans

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Pack of cubans

Most admires:

Easter Bunny, Bart Simpson

Currently has on their coffee table:

Cup of coffee

Dream job(s):

Farmer

Favorite TV show(s):

Mr Bean

Favorite food(s):

Meat and potatoes, Anything with tomato sauce, Mexican

Favorite movie(s):

Silence of the Lambs, Casablanca

Favorite drink(s):

Coffee, Sake, Milk

Favorite time of year:

Thanksgiving

Worst habit(s):

Farting in public, Belching

Favorite quote(s):

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Yes string beans are the same as green beans.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

String beans - for diabetes.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

String the beans and cut diagonal in 3cm slices and cook in boiling water for 3 minutes - drain.
Add string beans and cover for 5 minutes, or until beans are cooked throughout but still crisp to the bite.
String beans or mushrooms can be strung on cotton thread with a needle.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Easily chops string beans with an angle cut.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

I got string beans now.

Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Fry string beans with garlic, ginger also season with salt and sugar.
Add string beans during last 20 minutes of cooking.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

String beans and brusselsprouts give a natural form of insulin for the pancreatic functions of the digestive system.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Add string beans and cook for 7-8 minutes or until the green beans begin to appear tender.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

String beans and cut them into dices.

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