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Topic: BEAR W TAG BOWS

Related:
  Brown Bear    Bow and Arrow  
  Black Bear    Blue Bear  
  Bear    Bear Cub  
  Bow    Teddy Bear  
  Little Bear    Polar Bear  
  Bear Mountain  

 
 
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Most admires:Easter Bunny,  Pamela Anderson
Favorite possession(s):Care bears,  Bikini,  Mace
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite explorer(s):Daniel Boone
Favorite book(s):"Art of War" by Sun Tzu
Favorite animal(s):Wolf,  Tiger,  Tiger
Favorite sport(s):Hunting,  Bowling
Likes to wear:School uniform,  Long dresses,  Army uniforms
Favorite philosopher(s):Sun Tzu
Favorite time of year:Christmas
Membership(s):National Rifle Association
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Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Chocolate favor decorated with lace and silk bows and a silver teddy bear in pink or blue.
The recalled bears have plastic eyes and noses, and red ribbon bows with bells.
Their bows are of several sorts of wood, dipped in bears oil, and seasoned before the fire, and a twisted bear's gut for the string.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

These are junior-sized compound Bear Archery bows sold under the model names Warrior and Buckmaster/Warrior.
The finest bows, recurve, longbow, adult and youth, from Fred Bear to Martin.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Every year, our hunters take a number of black bears with bows, muzzleloaders and rifles.
Bear hunts are available for both bow and rifle hunters.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Customers should stop using the recalled bows immediately, and contact Bear Archery for a free replacement.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Every basket is decorated with a cuddly white teddy bear, ribbons and bows, and a framed card with your own personalized message.
Then refurbish the bears by cleaning, stitching, and adding fresh bows and give these bears to residents of nursing homes.
Or, use little teddy bears as bows on every gift you give this year.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Bear Archery has received about 200 reports of these bows breaking during use with reports of seven minor injuries, such as cuts and bruises to the face and chest.
 
 
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