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Topic: Leave it to Beaver

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  Beaver College    Beaver County  
  Family and Medical Leave    Beaver  
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Martha Stewart
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite artist(s):Andy Warhol
Favorite author(s):Harriet B. Stowe,  Graham Greene
Favorite era(s):1950s,  1940s,  1970s
Favorite TV show(s):Here's Lucy,  Will & Grace,  That 70's Show
Favorite actor(s):Jerry Seinfeld,  James Dean
Interest(s):Meeting women
Favorite movie(s):Grease
Membership(s):Girl guides
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Family name of Beaver (TV series Leave It To Beaver ): Theodore (Beaver) played by Jerry Mathers, Wally by Tony Dow, Ward, the father, by Hugh Beaumont, June, the mother, by Barbara Billingsley - her maiden name was Bronsen.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

In 1979, the Beavers and all other Ottawa clubs were forced to leave the Quebec Rugby Union and join the Ontario Rugby Union due to the election of a separatist government in Quebec.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The beaver eat only plants, including bark, twigs, and leaves from a variety of trees and shrubs such as poplar, maple, pine, and scrub oaks.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Scion of alcoholic remittance men and grey-skinned harridans cooking wiener breakfasts in radioactive livingrooms watching Leave it to Beaver through gigantic magnifying lenses while their sons fondle their grotesque uncircumcised schlongs in puke-infested Chevys.
Armorial Description Between two sprays of maple leaves, a Maltese Cross; below the Cross and joining the base of the sprays, a beaver facing dexter, on a log.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

After discussing whether a duck could leave that much of a wake behind it, and realizing that beavers and otters are not indigenous to these parts, WOW MOM WOW remarks that with a snout like that, it must be an alligator.
Leave It To Beaver was on my "A-list" of afternoon TV viewing and for 30 minutes you could watch a kid who got into more trouble than you did!
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The ramifications of this social propaganda were reflected in the television shows of the day: Ozzie and Harriet, Leave it to Beaver, Make Room for Daddy, the Donna Reed Show, Father Knows Best, etc.
One woman wanted to let it snuggle in to a pile of leaves, and hope that its mother would find it - considering the condition the beaver was in, it would surely have died.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The special guest speaker of the ceremony was Jerry Mathers, former "Leave it to Beaver" star who has lived with psoriasis for more than 20 years.
Yom Kippur was beginning at sundown, and the television series Leave It to Beaver would premier later in the evening on the CBS television network.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Jerry Mathers I was at the Mall and my friend Edgar said that Jerry Mathers is over there signing autografs and I said who is Jerry Mathers and he said he is the Beaver in the Leave It To Beaver tv show and I said that is cool and so we went over to get his autograf.
 
 
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