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Topic: Because I Got High

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  High    Because I love  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Good kisser
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook,  Hairstyle
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Skater clothes
Listens to:B2K
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I didn't build the bets up as high as I would of liked because there were some rolls where the shooter would make the point right away and I would restart my count to same bet, then press.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

I don't want to use a texture mapped polygon for each star because the vertex transforming overhead is too high.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Junior high is a tough time to change environments because I think most junior high school students have so many hormones raging out of control that they don't know what they're doing, and often do really inappropriate things.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Not because i am the macho type that will kick, bite, and scratch my way to the top come hell or high water but because I don't think that any trip into the wilderness is a failure.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

My concern is that I have had several psychologically untrained people writing to me that they would like to use hypnosis, and that they would like to get transcripts of the hypnotic induction that I was using because they would like to use it with high school students.
I declared my major as chemical engineering, primarily because I had taken a lot of science and math courses in high school and didn't know what else I could do with my life.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I was crying, then I found your Web site and now I am laughing or was I laughing and now I am crying, I don't remember but anyway I took your test and then I took it again because I was so sure I would score high.
I wish he would die but because he left my mom has a high blood pressure and I have to bring my brother back to us before my mom decides to kill herself, and I dont even know where they live!
My mother was a counselor at my high school (I kid you not) and she always got to see my report cards before I did which really sucked because I didn't have that valuable thirty minute bus ride home to think of a good excuse for the occasional bad grade.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

I was offered a teaching job in a small private high school near my hometown and I took it because mathematics tells me that I would be able to save more in this job than a higher paying, but higher cost-of-living job in the city.
The reason I was so sacred was because I was too young and I was confused because I didn't know how I would be able to support a child and I didn't have a job or a full high school education.
I sort of presumed that because I know there are people who are paying a fairly high rent and they don't have enough income.
 
 
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