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Topic: Bedroom

Related:
  Bedroom Suite    Design Bedroom  
  Bedroom curtains    Master Bedroom  
  Bedroom Furniture    Bedroom Set  
  Bedroom Boy    Child's Bedroom  
  Kids Bedroom    Bedroom Linen  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Jennicam
Favorite possession(s):Ikea bedroom,  Apartment,  House
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Dream job(s):Interior decorator,  Housewife,  Janitor
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping,  Going to the beach
Favorite food(s):Peaches and cream
Favorite royal(s):Jane Seymour
Interest(s):Real estate,  Meeting women,  Voyeurism
Favorite sport(s):Watching TV
Ultimate fantasy(s):Seeing pubic hair above Britney's hipsters
Worst habit(s):Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

The bedrooms are serviced by 3 bathrooms plus a guest toilet.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

The Bedrooms are designed with practicality and comfort in mind.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

All bedrooms are comfortably and tastefully furnished complete with a colour television, and tea and coffee facilities.
The bedrooms are cheerfully decorated in a charming country theme, with warm, inviting accents throughout.
The bedrooms en suite are airy and spacious.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The bedrooms are fitted with modern melamine wardrobes and the floors have ceramic tiles, which are good for ease of cleaning so close to the sands.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Bedrooms are all en-suite with satellite TV, tea making facilities and telephone.
Bedrooms have cable TV and ventilator.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

All bedrooms have data points to allow computer networking.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Both bedrooms upstairs as well as the living room have high ceilings which have been beautifully decorated with rustic wooden beams which gives the house with its terracotta floors a typical Andalucian feel to it.
There are two bedrooms on the main level and a cozy family room with fireplace affords a gorgeous view to the outdoors with glass doors all around leading to a large deck; great for those cook outs.
Our bedrooms are lovely, furnished and decorated to a very high standard and all having bath or shower rooms en suite, tea and coffee making facilities and televisions.
 
 
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