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Topic: Beer

Related:
  Beer Bottle    Beer Brewing  
  Beer makes    Root Beer  
  Beer Glass    Beer Company  
  De Beers    World Beer  
  Light Beer    Beer Tap  
  Beer Game    Brand Beer  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Michael Jackson
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Cup of coffee,  Food & Wine magazine
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite food(s):Fish and chips,  Olives,  Bacon and eggs
Interest(s):Meeting women
Favorite movie(s):Shawshank Redemption
Favorite sport(s):Lacrosse
Favorite drink(s):Beer,  Sake,  Wine
Worst habit(s):Drinking
Favorite political figure(s):Cecil Rhodes
Favorite quote(s):"Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

There is also a prodigious array of quality wines and bottled beers served by some of the country’s most accomplished and outrageous cocktail waiters.
Many other beers, both domestic and imported are offered by the bottle and there is quite a large selection of wines available by both the bottle and glass.
Our range of quality organic wines and beers has been specifically produced and labelled to meet the strict requirements of the Vegetarian Society.
John Fielding,
CEO

The beers listed on the menu of Rich O's Public House are meant to serve as an introduction to what Americans can do if they focus on the essence of the art rather than the profit to be accrued from its standardization and mass production.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

While I was out of state sampling beers the club held its Steering Committee Meeting, and for some reason decided to hold September's committee meeting on the same evening as the general meeting.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

A few more beers and I was all set on The Gentle Lentil: A Film Festival but it took our Artistic Director Greg to talk me out of that and come up with the Seven Minute Film Fest.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

We bought each male gay sex videos other more beers and found we had a lot in common.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Brian is a great drinker, she can hammer beers with the best of us, but then she became a mom and a homeowner and suburban and all that horseshit and for some stupid reason she got a big, strong negative vibe going about weed in general and weed in the house specifically.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The joke was the bus driver needed to make that last pit stop so he could down a couple beers to relax himself for the rest of the trip.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

There were five Buffy's beers available including the Beer of the Month which was called Firkin Good Ale and a mild.
Along with wheat beers are a red ale, a golden ale and a stout.
Those beers have long since gone, but today's beers are still brewed by similar methods and the choice is even greater.
 
 
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